very nice i like

unclefather:

koseligshimmer:

wokebaedannyelfman:

wokebaedannyelfman:

god i love christian memes im so sorry

compilation

omgmasalacat:

straightboyfriend:

customers will see u drink water & be like i didn’t know u were allowed to do that

I’ll see a coworker drink water & be like I didn’t know we were allowed to do that

imalwaysaslutforthevoid:

specklefreckle15:

doomsneigh:

truonyx:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

truonyx:

peteseeger:

doomsneigh:

doomsneigh:

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

kitsnicket:

This show was the funniest fucking thing

spaghettisaucerer:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

bed bath and behind you

bed bath and beware